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Every thriving business needs a cold and disinterested receptionist. For comedic value!

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by Jack on March 4, 2013 at 12:01 am

Posted In: Comic

You can imagine how vigorous their engagement is by a quick reminder that nobody seemed to notice Chelsea using a machine gun on the floor above the night prior.

I’ve taken you guys’ interest about the Grinn’s steward’s side-story into consideration! One can only imagine what he gets up to off camera.

Elfguy

To paraphrase Miss Sinatra:

(Singing) Bang, Bang, he got her down, Bang Bang, he went to town, Bang Bang, that awesome sound, Bang Bang…he really got her down…
Mike

Kudos to you good sirs. both the art and the Sinatra quip, top class.
PaleBlue

I think sex with Emily is the sexiest sex you’ve sexed yet!
DiDi

You know… when you read stuff like this, you realize that sex really isn’t all that… pretty.
Aquatus1

Kind of gives you a feel for the sort of era they are living in.

Machine gun massacre on the floor above? Yeah, I thought I heard something…

“Okay, about a dozen people, give or take, in the middle of an all-out, panting, gasping, moaning orgy…Wait! That rhythmic thumping…*presses ear to floor, Tonto-style*–why, that’s Emily…getting it in the ass…no doubt about it!”

Pretty good example of skill-specific expertise.
Kobra

Something tells me she likes her new thing as opposed to the stick.
Pidgeons

I don’t really find it believable that he’s that much of a surprise to her expectations. All he’s doing is drilling her hard. He didn’t use any special techniques, or foreplay.

And there’s probably been plenty of clients who gave it to her hard. And had nice, big equipment.

So what gives. What makes him so special?
Simon

jelousy is a bad thing, man.
Kornetbeef

Love that song!!!
Vincent

Actually I got the impression from this that they’ve been banging for long enough that the rest of the orgy is done, making them the lone pair. Since they’re alone, Emily’s voice can be individually recognized. And the fact of how loud they are makes it impressive how HARD he’s banging her.
Vincent

you might not be familiar with this, but when a guy has both a big package, and near unlimited stamina, as well as at least some talent, by the third or fourth hour, the girl’s brain is a sexy pile of orgasmic mush. Several dozen orgasms in a row will do that to a girl.
http://blackroseknight.tumblr.com Ashe

Not to mention turn her into a trembling mess…
Elfguy

For those unfamiliar with the tune who want to sing along:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Xl0Qry-hA
http://youtube.com/venom0027 Dread Lynch

Well said Simon, although I must say its noot the size alone ; its how u use it. U could be built like a frigging horse yet have the stamina and technique of a caveman, yah need more finesse. Size isnt all that counts!!!
NutterNick8

That should loosen her up a bit!
Vincent

The trembling is cute. Especially during the after-sex cuddling.
Pidgeons

“Jealousy” is a bad thing too. lol. But Im more flabbergasted and confused than anything else, not jealous
BrentOGara

… and raw talent can compensate for quite a lot. It’s the “several dozen orgasms in a row” that are required, not any specific time-period or equipment. I have a (female) friend (former boss, actually, but she’s cool) who can reduce any other lady of her acquaintance to “a sexy pile of orgasmic mush” in under an hour without any special equipment whatsoever.

… not sure why my ‘ and ” are showing up with \ in front of them?