Now for Suka to take Dimitri under her wing, show him the ropes of running a small, less-than-legal army and leave the Sixes alone to exact her stoic revenge.

I’m sure there’s room for a katana in that scenario. There always is.

Today’s fan art comes from Tyler Shepard of Punishipster! A more rendered version our supposed antagonist Chelsea Grinn! Cheers fella! Once again, if you’ve got any fan art you wanna send my way, I’m happy to share with the masses!

Lookin’ back on it, Suka does seem a little gloaty, although after this comic she also seems to have a malicious bent to her. Looks like Elgie and Suka have a past relationship regarding that 4th panel too, it’d be fun to hear more about it.

Now, is Suka gonna act rashly and try to lash out at the injured pair? Or is it a time to crawl off and lick your wounds? I think Suka’s strength is her numbers, rather than personal prowess, so it might be a bit daft to try and take on both of ‘em at once, no matter how battered they both are.

Check it out! Jimmy Miz of The Vortex Machines sent me some fan art! I’m thinking of putting up some sort of fan art section, so if you wanna send me somethin’ delicious I’ll bung it up in there, once I’ve got a healthy selection to show off.

I know Adam and Jamie busted the myth that being shot sends you flying backwards, but occasionally Chimneyspeak verges from the path of ultimate realism. You might have noticed. Also, looking at the way Chelsea’s flying seems to indicate where she was shot. I reckon a full on headshot woulda snapped her head back, seems like she mighta been caught in the chest.

At any rate she’ll have a hard time walkin’ that off.

Oh! Just a heads up. I’m taking John Allison’s advice and moving outta the most expensive place to live in Europe in a month or two. Currently I’m working on building a massive buffer so there’s no slowdown between moving from London down to the beach, but that might not leave a lot of time to get a penny dreadful up. So essentially there’ll hopefully  be no hiatuses (hiati?) while I get set up down there. If there is, I’ll warn you guys ahead of time and pimp out some awesome webcomics to keep us busy, hehe.

Happy Valentines Day tomorrow! A reader emailed me asking to participate in a link exchange that my buddy Stef Marcinkowski over at Sarah Zero had been managin’ for the last few years. Essentially you draw up an exclusive nudie pic of one of your characters and link to everyone else doin’ the same. You can tell why I jumped to the occasion. So to get the maximum effectiveness, I’m puttin’ mine up today, so hold onto the links below and you can check out the other nudies as and when they’re shown off by the rest of my colleagues!

Looks like they’re fightin’ a losin’ battle against the alledged bad guys. Or at least the current bad guys. I think we’re in for Chelsea goin’ into Scary Mode any minute now.

No one needs that many teeth. I’m sure it makes slurping down jellied eel pie that much easier! Speakin’ of losin’ teeth, let’s go find out what Chelsea’s up to! Makin’ friends, I’m sure.

The new Blaster Nation penny dreadful is here! Had a good read of it, and it’s as saucy as can be! Check the previews below!

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That also means that the new bundle pack has arrived, which means you can grab a couple wallpapers and a five-set of penny dreadfuls! The wallpapers are gonna be part of a thematic set, the other two teams (Elgie/Chelsea, The Little Sixes) will be avaliable as donation wallpapers later on. Have a quick gander!

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Ever the story teller, our Suka. I can only imagine how fucked up Elgie will look by the end of the story, he’s been takin’ a beatin’. Might be hard to tell the difference between him and Chelsea!

Except for, y’know, the three and a half feet height difference.

Also, here’s a wallpaper! Based off of that Woodkid music video, you know the guys that did the Assassin’s Creed trailer music? Yeah.

I have a feelin’ that one-shottin’ Elgie with a cricket bat ain’t the only thing Suka’s got in store for our little anti-hero. Although we can safely assume she just sent whatever’s left of her men to their deaths to fend off Chelsea.

Although, maybe not y’know? She’s been getting hurt an awful lot over the last few days. Admittedly that just mean’s she comes back with a vengeance, but Alice proved that a gut shot with a pistol is enough to put her down, if not to take her out.

Now here’s the conundrum. Chelsea’s got the deed in sight, but she’s got an equally valuable asset in the next room, probably getting the shit kicked out of him. I hope Dimitri doesn’t try to put up a fight, ’cause those tasked with guardin’ him were dead in 2 pages, and I kinda like Dimitri!

Hopefully Suka can get upstairs and join the fray, putting a stop to all this.

Weird, she must’ve thrown Elgie down the wrong hallway. The place seems like a fuckin’ maze as it is, so I guess it’s understandable! I reckon Dimitri needs to either leg it outta the building or find Suka and hide behind her.

Chimneyspeak Presents: Ennui is now for sale! Two sexier ones in a row? That can only mean the next few penny dreadfuls are gonna be world-building glorious adventures. Although those ones usually have the odd fondle or two in them too, hehe. Check the preview pages out below!

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EDIT: FIXED THE RUSSIAN, SHOT THE TRANSLATOR.